Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Plain Mean

I hate love post, it disgusts me. Then again I write them myself, I'm a hypocrite.
I hate how people describe their daily routine with the other half, on a moderate scale, I find it OK, but if every single fugging time I click and read it,

Today, my SWEETY PIE came over at 12am when I sms him I'm sick, he cooked me porridge for supper. =__=

He touched my forehead to check on me, before he left he gave me a peck on the chick. He promise me he will love me forever and we will never be apart.
L for Lies.

My dad came back and saw him then scold me because he thinks I'm too young to have a boyfriend, I'm 18, I'm mature and old enough to handle things my own way. I hate him for being so unreasonable.
GO AHEAD AND POST IT IN FML.


Something just fugged my nerves up. Then Again, I can always choose not to read it. Somehow there is this urge you know, maybe deep down all of us we want to believe it is true.


Imagine you know a person, and you know he/she is a spoil t stuck up asshole that annoys the hell out of you. In his/her blog though, he/she writes a lot of feelings stuff about his/her thought, how things should had happened exactly inside his/her mind instead of the other way. And then it starts, the most fugged up thing a person could do is, taking down another reputation. Don't you know, mouth ear epidemic is strong. They start talking about how the other person doesn't like them back, treat them mean, telling stories as they see it, no one wants to know. You want sympathy, I would suggest attempting suicide, get the mass media in, get the cops and firemen to save you douche bag.

You want to tell something, you tell the person right at their face. Nut up or shut up.

One thing I like is how people describe how they miss someone. Somehow I like that a lot. LOLZ.

All these thoughts reflects on me as well, when someone reads this, what are they thinking?

Monday, November 9, 2009

Zombie

Tonight I will tell you a story of Zombie and I.

I live like a Zombie.

The End.





Emma Stone =)))))))))))))))

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Gunner is a LAMER

When we're blinded by beauty, same goes for our minds. I don't understand why we feel what we're feeling when we should be feeling something more awesome. Aftermath of making a decision that goes wrong. And the question is WHAT IF?

Doubts...
doubts....
doubts...

That is your what if?

I say without doubts, we will be free. However, that's human nature. Hence, doubt normally prevails unless strong will and lucky circumstances that defy the laws of nature.

Good or bad, hard to say.

Once there was a MAFIA LORD, who has a very intelligent left hand man. He adores him a lot and his underlings thought he is gaying with the left hand man. The truth is, the left hand man is a women. A women turned man aka no longer a women. He often seeks advice from the WE SHALL NAME HIM Mr. Awesome, and Mr. Awesome never fails to surprise the MAFIA LORD with awesome advices because he is awesome. His advice has brought the MAFIA LORD to where he is today. And one day, he decided to go hunting with Mr. Awesome and underlings who thinks they are gay and want to make sure they didn't go to the edge of the forest to BANG BANG BANG (taken from Borat). They were walking in a forest, hence they are surrounded by green. MAFIA LORD is a paranoid dude, his level of paranoid, I would describe it as WHEN CHUEN LOONG WAS GIVEN A WARNING BY ZYNGA ONLINE POKER for PURPOSELY LOSING CHIPS, and after that, out of the blues he would ask us to tell him when there is an admin when we are in the middle of the game, consequences of doing it again would be reducing his 30millions poker chips into 10%, it is a harsh world we're living in. MAFIA LORD got bitten by an exotic mosquito, because mosquito doesn't exist in their country, he thought it was a bad omen, so he ask Mr. Awesome: " Is this bad?" Mr. Awesome:"Good or bad, hard to say."

The hunt continues despite the big setback. And there they were standing in front of the greatest animal in the animal kingdom, a COW. The cow with spots blended with it's surrounding by becoming invisible. Harry Potter lend his invisibility cloak because the cow, apparently was the one who destroyed one of the hoxcrux and left the note to Prof Dumbledore and Harry Potter saying it was he who destroyed it because the Dark Lord pawned all the cows in Scotland. The cow chased after the MAFIA LORD due to the strong scent of mosquito bite. His finger was bitten off by the awesome animal, in the end the cow became superman and flew away. Again, the MAFIA LORD ask:" My finger is bitten, I'm dying, will i survive?" Mr. Awesome:" Good or bad, hard to say."

Hence, he was killed. Ten years later, the decedent of the MAFIA LORD aka Ryan. The same thing happened to him but he didn't kill his advisor named Mr. Mcawesomoo, instead he imprison him in AZKAPEL DOWN, a prison with perfect security of the combination of Azkaban from Harry Potter and Emma Watson is hawt in the movie and Impel Down of One Piece.

As we move forward in life, Ryan decided to go hunting in the jungle again. And he was caught with his butler at the edge of the forest BANG BANG BANG by the cannibals. The cannibals wanted to present Ryan to their God, a sacrifice... However, they did not. Ryan was an imperfect being losing a finger, and they believe that the God above us deserve only the best, they sacrificed the butler and free Ryan. Ryan went back and hug Mr. Mcawesomoo, and brought him to the edge of the forest and BANG BANG BANG.

If Ryan wasn't bitten by the mosquito and his finger wasn't eaten by the Great Animal Cow, he would had been a dead man today.

We can conclude that Good or bad, HARD TO SAY!

When you make mistakes in life, keep your head high, cause life is about learning. Just take it as it is, and flow as river flows from mountains to sea, and bloom as flower blooms as the season arrived. Life is only good when you cherish it.

Lastly, did you know you're the apple of my eye? =))